{"id":923,"date":"2011-02-09T21:47:15","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T21:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=923"},"modified":"2011-02-18T16:16:49","modified_gmt":"2011-02-18T16:16:49","slug":"out-of-the-mouths-of-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/out-of-the-mouths-of-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Out of the mouths of kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know all children say hilarious things.\u00a0 Mine are no exception.\u00a0 However, in our family Lilly Katherine definitely takes the cake for original quotes.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Real Quotes&#8221; is a page to document all the funny one liners my maniacs say, and I&#8217;m sure I will be updating it FREQUENTLY!<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<h2>Lilly Katherine-isms<\/h2>\n<p>2.8.11:\u00a0 She sang &#8220;Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war, with the cross of Jesus, <em><strong>I&#8217;ll be on in four!<\/strong>&#8221; <\/em>(Real words are &#8220;with the cross of Jesus, going on before.&#8221;)\u00a0 Close, but not quite.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>2.9.11:\u00a0 &#8220;Chrysanthemum, Chrysanthemum, let down your long hair!&#8221;\u00a0 She realized she said it wrong, but couldn&#8217;t figure out why.\u00a0 I reminded her that Chrysanthemum was the book we like to read, and Repunzel was the girl who let down her long hair.\u00a0 &#8220;Oooooh&#8230;yeah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>January (sometime): &#8220;Mama, it&#8217;s funny that Unka Taylor lives in Unkahoma!&#8221;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know all children say hilarious things.\u00a0 Mine are no exception.\u00a0 However, in our family Lilly Katherine definitely takes the cake for original quotes. . &#8220;Real Quotes&#8221; is a page to document all the funny one liners my maniacs say, and I&#8217;m sure I will be updating it FREQUENTLY! . Lilly Katherine-isms 2.8.11:\u00a0 She sang [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=923"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1085,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923\/revisions\/1085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}