{"id":448,"date":"2011-01-07T14:16:55","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T14:16:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=448"},"modified":"2011-12-07T16:31:40","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T16:31:40","slug":"pandemonium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/pandemonium\/","title":{"rendered":"Pandemonium!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We tried out our new Christmas toys on a stroll\/ride\/bike\/scoot around the block. <\/span><\/h2>\n

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It was Pandemonium!\u00a0 (Maybe not totally, but close) <\/span><\/h2>\n

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Preston, my cautious one, was too scared of falling to ride his scooter (razor) so he walked it instead.\u00a0 Don’t be fooled by this picture.\u00a0 He was scooting uphill at this point, which didn’t make him near as nervous as going downhill.<\/span><\/h3>\n

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Lilly Katherine had never ridden her bike on the “bumpy road” and didn’t have any control at all, which should surprise no one!\u00a0 She was going so fast she almost ran right into a parked car.\u00a0 I didn’t think she knew where the brake was but she assured me that she did.\u00a0 She’s probably going to know one speed…FAST.\u00a0 Lord, help me when she’s a teenager.\u00a0 Going uphill, she wanted me to pull her because pedaling would exert too much energy.\u00a0 She’s a dainty flower and shouldn’t have to work that hard.\u00a0 Oh, she’s so me!\u00a0 Btw, her poor baby doll looks like the victim of a little whiplash.
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I was trying to push AnnaLeigh in a stroller, but she wanted “OUT!”\u00a0 Aaaaaaand, trying to walk the stinkin’ dog at the same time.\u00a0 So picture this…WILD dog that hates his extend-a-leash is darting in-between 3 very unstable (physically, not mentally) kids.\u00a0 I have one hand holding both the leash and a handle of the stroller.\u00a0 My other hand is pulling a 4-year old on a bicycle, and P is trying to prove he isn’t scared.\u00a0 We were a sight!\u00a0 I had to take the dog home because i was afraid we were going to have a massive dog-pile (no pun intended!) <\/span><\/h3>\n

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We did finally make it around the block with no major injuries.\u00a0 I’m sure they’ll get better at their wheels and they’ll be zipping around the neighborhood in no time.\u00a0 On second thought, I would rather have the chaos than have them grow up!\u00a0 Who’s up for another lap?<\/span><\/h3>\n

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I do love these little maniacs!<\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We tried out our new Christmas toys on a stroll\/ride\/bike\/scoot around the block. . It was Pandemonium!\u00a0 (Maybe not totally, but close) Preston, my cautious one, was too scared of falling to ride his scooter (razor) so he walked it instead.\u00a0 Don’t be fooled by this picture.\u00a0 He was scooting uphill at this point, which […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":449,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=448"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":464,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions\/464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}