{"id":4458,"date":"2012-04-12T06:22:27","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T06:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=4458"},"modified":"2012-04-12T12:26:16","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T12:26:16","slug":"open-wide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/open-wide\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Wide"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s been a busy week around here.\u00a0 One day I will get to posting Easter and a recipe, but for now I thought I would share this…<\/p>\n

Trips to the dentist are always fun.<\/p>\n

I have actually said to my kind dentist that I would rather give birth than get a filling.<\/p>\n

It’s the truth!<\/p>\n

Well, most people don’t have pictures of themselves getting their teeth cleaned.\u00a0 Most people don’t have pictures of the insides of their nostrils, either!<\/p>\n

Jealous?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Most people don’t have a maniac sitting on their lap taking pictures of them with their phone while <\/em>they are getting their teeth cleaned.<\/p>\n

Now I know you are jealous!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>The ladies at the front desk were holding Georgia…until she started screaming.<\/p>\n

Most people don’t have TWO <\/em>maniacs in their lap while they are getting their teeth cleaned.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Good times!<\/p>\n

I’ve heard that dentists really love it when you show up 10 minutes late AND bring 2 loud little people with you! :)<\/p>\n

It’s a darn good thing they’re cute!<\/p>\n

-kate<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/h1>\n

.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s been a busy week around here.\u00a0 One day I will get to posting Easter and a recipe, but for now I thought I would share this… Trips to the dentist are always fun. I have actually said to my kind dentist that I would rather give birth than get a filling. It’s the truth! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4458"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4467,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4458\/revisions\/4467"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}