{"id":4267,"date":"2012-03-04T22:14:06","date_gmt":"2012-03-04T22:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=4267"},"modified":"2012-03-04T22:31:23","modified_gmt":"2012-03-04T22:31:23","slug":"the-tale-of-the-gray-tooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/the-tale-of-the-gray-tooth\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tale of the Gray Tooth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There once was a beautiful little princess that had a smile as bright as the sun, eyes that sparkled and danced like the stars, and a dimple that could light up a room.\u00a0 Everywhere she went she smiled, and the world smiled back.\u00a0 She was a joyful little princess.\u00a0 She loved to sing and dance and talk and play, and all the while she smiled.<\/p>\n<p>One day, the little princess decided to boogie board across the living room floor.\u00a0 It was an ingenious idea, or so she thought.\u00a0 The little princess, being as coordinated as her mother (the queen) should have known that boogie boarding could lead to some sort of mishap&#8230;and that it did!\u00a0 The little princess lunged forward and dove for the pillow in which she was using to slide across the floor.\u00a0 However, she misjudged her dive and missed the pillow altogether.\u00a0 The little princess and her beautiful smile and her beautiful dimple and her perfect little white teeth went down, down, down and smashed into the hard floor.<\/p>\n<p>It was a royal catastrophe!\u00a0 She cried buckets and buckets of tears as the queen tried to console her, to no avail.\u00a0 When the tears subsided, the little princess was taken to a kind dentist who told them all would return to normal soon, and they would live happily ever after.\u00a0 However, something the kind lad did not mention, was that her beautiful pearly white tooth would soon be replaced by a dreary shade of gray!<\/p>\n<p>A week after the incident, the joyful little princess smiled just as much as usual, but now she would carry the scar from her ingenious idea with her everywhere she went.\u00a0 And the vain, superficial queen was just thankful that her happy little princess was okay&#8230;and that the little gray tooth was a baby tooth!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gray-tooth3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4269\" title=\"gray tooth3\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gray-tooth3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gray-tooth3.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/gray-tooth3-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>And the little gray-toothed princess and the superficial queen lived happily ever after.<\/p>\n<p>THE END.<\/p>\n<h1><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><em><strong>-queen 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