{"id":345,"date":"2011-01-02T21:53:31","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T21:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=345"},"modified":"2011-01-02T23:01:42","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T23:01:42","slug":"raising-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/raising-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Raising ME!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, my daughter…she is so very much like her mother and it’s going to DO.ME.IN!<\/h3>\n

I love her so very much and everything she does makes me smile.\u00a0 She is happy and joyful and the most “blonde” person I’ve ever met.\u00a0 I think I’m going to create a new section of the blog called “real quotes” so I can post all the funny things she says.<\/h3>\n

She just came to me and her mouth was blue.\u00a0 I asked if she had eaten a cupcake (today is Preston’s birthday…more on that later) and she said no.\u00a0 I went to the kitchen to assess the damage and I found that she had not eaten a cupcake.\u00a0 She just stuck her finger in the icing of every single remaining cupcake.\u00a0 I can’t reprimand her for this…because she is ME!\u00a0 I totally understand her rationale.\u00a0 She wanted to taste it without eating a whole one because she knew that wasn’t allowed.<\/h3>\n

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When I was a Senior in High School my mom brought home a box of Shamrock cookies on St. Patrick’s day.\u00a0 I saw that one had a leaf broken off, but I knew she needed the cookies for her Mah Jongg group that night.\u00a0 Instead of taking a whole cookie, I broke a little piece off of every one of them.\u00a0 I thought she was going to kill me when she opened the box.<\/h3>\n

Now I understand.\u00a0 LK just stuck her grimey, dog-petting hands in every single cupcake.\u00a0 Oh well, can’t say I blame her.\u00a0 I love that maniac!<\/h3>\n

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UPDATE…<\/h3>\n

As I was posting the pics on the blog, I heard a noise coming from the kitchen.\u00a0 Sam found the cupcakes!\u00a0 BAD DOG!\u00a0 At least I know they’re liked by all!<\/h3>\n

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The cupcakes have now been put away!<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, my daughter…she is so very much like her mother and it’s going to DO.ME.IN! I love her so very much and everything she does makes me smile.\u00a0 She is happy and joyful and the most “blonde” person I’ve ever met.\u00a0 I think I’m going to create a new section of the blog called “real […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":346,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":350,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions\/350"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}