{"id":3365,"date":"2011-11-02T05:14:03","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T05:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=3365"},"modified":"2011-11-03T05:54:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-03T05:54:34","slug":"trick-or-treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/trick-or-treat\/","title":{"rendered":"Trick or Treat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Easter<\/span> Halloween!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-039.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3366\" title=\"halloween 2011 039\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-039.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-039.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-039-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>When I reached in the closet to pull out our big, orange, plastic &#8220;trick-or-treat&#8221; pumpkins moments before we walked out the door to harass our neighbors, I found that we only had TWO pumpkins.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">For THREE trick-or-treaters!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I had to come up with a plan quickly.\u00a0 I told AnnaLeigh she was no ordinary bunny, she was the Easter Bunny and she &#8220;got to&#8221; carry an Easter basket instead of a pumpkin.\u00a0 She was fine with it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m mean like that.\u00a0 :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-013.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3367\" title=\"halloween 2011 013\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-013.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-013.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-013-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>The <em><strong>Easter <\/strong><\/em>Bunny, a Baseball Player (he is ALWAYS some kind of athlete), and The Little Mermaid-ish<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-021.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3368\" title=\"halloween 2011 021\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-021.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-021.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-021-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>We have the worlds best neighbors!\u00a0 Mr. H followed us to the next house and delivered more candy to our kids when his neighbors didn&#8217;t open their door.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-022.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3370\" title=\"halloween 2011 022\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-022.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-022.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-022-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>Then we went to <a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/winter-wonderland-almost\/\">the Wells&#8217;<\/a> house and they gave my kids BAGS of candy&#8230;<em>good <\/em>candy.\u00a0 You&#8217;re not hearing any complaints from <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">the candy inspector<\/span> me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-036.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3369\" title=\"halloween 2011 036\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-036.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-036.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-036-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-027.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3371\" title=\"halloween 2011 027\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-027.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-027.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/halloween-2011-027-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>The End.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Easter Halloween! When I reached in the closet to pull out our big, orange, plastic &#8220;trick-or-treat&#8221; pumpkins moments before we walked out the door to harass our neighbors, I found that we only had TWO pumpkins. For THREE trick-or-treaters! 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