{"id":2803,"date":"2011-08-18T01:33:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T01:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=2803"},"modified":"2011-08-18T01:38:20","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T01:38:20","slug":"she-did-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/she-did-it\/","title":{"rendered":"She did it!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember this sticker chart from <a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/potty-training-sigh\/\">the previous post<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/potty-training1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2804\" title=\"potty training\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/potty-training1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/potty-training1.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/potty-training1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>Here&#8217;s our update as of about 30 minutes ago! :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2805\" title=\"Potty Training 005\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-005.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-005.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-005-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2806\" title=\"Potty Training 001\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-001.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-001.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-001-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m very proud to say that after a VERY rough few days last week, my little Pinky has remembered how to use the bathroom in the TOILET!\u00a0 I think she was just punishing me just a little for leaving her for a week.<\/p>\n<p>But she did it!\u00a0 She DID it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2807\" title=\"Potty Training 004\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-004.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-004.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Potty-Training-004-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>And this mama is so proud!<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>With all this potty training business, I remembered a potty story that most definitely needs to be included in the <a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/potty-training-sigh\/\">previous post<\/a> on why I HATE potty training and how I was a total failure at it!<\/p>\n<p>When Preston (the child that wet his pants for TWO AND A HALF YEARS) was about 3 1\/2, he waltzed into the living room, stood in front of me with his little feet planted on my oriental rug, looked me in the face, and in a very arrogant tone (arrogant for a 3 1\/2 year old) he said, <em><strong>&#8220;Mama, I&#8217;m tee-teeing on myself.\u00a0 I&#8217;m tee-teeing all over myself, and you&#8217;re gonna have to clean me up!&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> And that was the day Preston almost lost his life.\u00a0 (Not really, but I am positive you could visibly see my blood boiling and smoke coming from my ears!)<\/p>\n<p>Happy potty training, friends! 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