{"id":2634,"date":"2011-07-13T05:46:16","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T05:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=2634"},"modified":"2011-07-13T13:08:59","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T13:08:59","slug":"creamy-white-queso-dip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/creamy-white-queso-dip\/","title":{"rendered":"Creamy White Queso Dip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We had Vacation Bible School 2 weeks ago.\u00a0 The first day of VBS, my friend Christi showed up with this yummy, gooey, white dip.\u00a0 It was a HIT, and I managed to score the last little drop&#8230;thank goodness!\u00a0 It was some of the best queso ever!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When I got home that afternoon, I was exhausted, so I decided to take a nap.\u00a0 All 3 children were asleep, and it was a golden opportunity that I was NOT going to miss!\u00a0 I nestled myself down in my soft light blue sheets and within moments I was in dreamland!\u00a0 About 10 minutes into my nap my DOORBELL rang!\u00a0 (<em>People<\/em>, do you know that it is a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em><strong>SIN<\/strong><\/em><\/span> to ring a doorbell during naptime?!?!)\u00a0 Bryce, the friendly book salesman was trying to get me to purchase 6 lovely children&#8217;s books for only $100, and as I stood outside sweating to death trying to politely tell him &#8220;This sale ain&#8217;t gonna happen for you, buddy&#8221; all I could think of was my comfy pillow on my comfy bed in my cool house, and finally I just had to get a little stern.\u00a0 No way, no how am I buying those expensive books.\u00a0 So sorry.\u00a0 Good luck!\u00a0 Goodbye.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I finally retreated back into my house, in my cool, comfy bed, and melted back into my sheets.\u00a0 Minutes passed, and i couldn&#8217;t go to sleep!\u00a0 All I could think about was that stinkin&#8217; queso dip!\u00a0 I was having the strongest pregnancy craving ever!\u00a0 I knew I was literally going to be sick if I didn&#8217;t get up and do my best to make some queso.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Strange.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Pregnant women are strange!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I peeled myself from my bed and the next thing I knew I was pulling ingredients from the fridge.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t have the exact ingredients Christi used, but I made it work.\u00a0 I have made it 4 times in 2 weeks.\u00a0 How sad is that?!?!\u00a0 Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ve shared it every time. :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Here&#8217;s my version of Christi&#8217;s White Queso.\u00a0 For this batch, I actually only made half.\u00a0 The pictures will show you a <em>half<\/em> recipe, but the recipe below gives ingredients for a FULL recipe.\u00a0 I just didn&#8217;t have enough sour cream for a full batch this time.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Recipe for Creamy White Queso Dip<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You will need:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Cream Cheese, Pepper-Jack Velveeta, Sour Cream, Worcestershire Sauce, Green Chilies (or Jalapenos&#8230;or Rotel), Sausage, Green Onions<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-076.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2635\" title=\"White Queso Dip 076\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-076.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-076.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-076-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>I forgot to take a picture of my sausage cooking, but go ahead and cook your sausage until no longer pink.\u00a0 Drain.\u00a0 As it is cooking, prepare the remaining ingredients.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In a microwave safe bowl, add the sour cream, diced cream cheese, diced Velveeta, and Worcestershire Sauce<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-035.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2636\" title=\"White Queso Dip 035\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-035.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-035.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-035-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>Microwave on High in one minute increments, stirring between minutes, until all ingredients are melted and smooth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Choose your heat and add your peppers.\u00a0 I chose diced green chilies this time.\u00a0 I have also used a small can of diced jalapenos or a can of Rotel (drained).\u00a0 I went for a milder flavor and used Green Chilies.\u00a0 Use one small can of whatever pepper you like.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-039.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2637\" title=\"White Queso Dip 039\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-039.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-039.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-039-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>When the sausage is cooked.\u00a0 Drain the excess fat, and add your diced onions for just a second.\u00a0 I just like to take the edge off of onions a little before I add them to food.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">If you like the edge (the crunch), then just throw &#8217;em right on in the queso raw. :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-041.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2639\" title=\"White Queso Dip 041\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-041.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-041.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-041-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>Add the sausage\/onion mixture to the cheese.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-047.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2638\" title=\"White Queso Dip 047\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-047.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-047.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-Dip-047-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>Stir and microwave 30 seconds or so and stir again to combine all ingredients and flavors.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Serve with chips!\u00a0 (The best chips ever are Julio&#8217;s, in case you needed a chip recommendation)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2640\" title=\"White Queso 002\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-002.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"426\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-002.jpg 426w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/White-Queso-002-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/a>(Confession:\u00a0 my fingernails are so pitiful that I tried to crop my whole hand out of this picture by making it portrait instead of landscape.\u00a0 You still get a little bit of my thumb&#8230;which looks like a big toe, but it&#8217;s not.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a finger that some out of control 32-year old still picks!\u00a0 I&#8217;ll work on that soon, Mom&#8230;I promise.)<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Recipe For Creamy White Queso Dip<\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Ingredients:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1 (8 oz) Block Cream Cheese, Diced<\/li>\n<li>1 lb Pepper-Jack Velveeta Cheese, Diced<\/li>\n<li>1 (16 oz) Large Sour Cream (or 2 small cartons)<\/li>\n<li>1 tsp Worcestershire Sauce<\/li>\n<li>1 (4 oz) Can Diced Green Chilies (or Jalapenos or Rotel)\u00a0 If using Rotel, drain well<\/li>\n<li>1 lb Sausage<\/li>\n<li>1\/4 Cup chopped Green Onions<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cook sausage until no longer pink.\u00a0 Drain.\u00a0 As sausage is cooking, prepare remaining ingredients.<\/p>\n<p>Combine Cream Cheese, Velveeta, Sour Cream, and Worcestershire Sauce in a microwave safe bowl.\u00a0 Microwave on High in 1 minute increments until melted and smooth, stirring between minutes.\u00a0 Add Green Chilies (or Jalapenos or Rotel).<\/p>\n<p>Add Green Onions to the Sausage and heat to soften slightly.\u00a0 Add Sausage\/Onion mixture to the Cheese mixture.\u00a0 Stir to combine and microwave 30 seconds or until hot.\u00a0 Stir.\u00a0 Serve with chips.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m starving again.\u00a0 It&#8217;s 12:44 pm, and I&#8217;m about to rummage through my kitchen.\u00a0 Too bad I don&#8217;t have any queso&#8230;yet!<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had Vacation Bible School 2 weeks ago.\u00a0 The first day of VBS, my friend Christi showed up with this yummy, gooey, white dip.\u00a0 It was a HIT, and I managed to score the last little drop&#8230;thank goodness!\u00a0 It was some of the best queso ever! 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