{"id":2580,"date":"2011-07-08T06:02:07","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T06:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=2580"},"modified":"2011-07-08T06:07:03","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T06:07:03","slug":"random-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/random-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Target and Sponge Rollers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi!\u00a0 I am aware that I have this little thing called a blog!\u00a0 I want to spend time posting pics and updates about our lives on here, but I&#8217;ve been trying to survive lately.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve taken very few pics, not because we haven&#8217;t been constantly doing things, but because I&#8217;m doing good to make it through the day&#8230;much less photograph the effort.<\/p>\n<p>As of yesterday, I&#8217;m feeling better.\u00a0 I thank the LORD that this first trimester mess seems to be passing, and I just pray for the safety and health of this little baby growing in my belly!\u00a0 As horrible as the nausea is, it is strangely comforting.\u00a0 As long as I&#8217;m sick, I feel like everything must be going well in there.\u00a0 As soon as I wake up feeling more &#8220;normal,&#8221; I start worrying that something must be wrong.\u00a0 That&#8217;s called a great big <em>lack-o-faith<\/em>!\u00a0 I&#8217;ve tried to focus on praying for &#8220;Cletus the fetus&#8221; instead of fretting.\u00a0 I know I should just be thankful that I was able to cook for my family last night&#8230;and I was even able to eat what I cooked!\u00a0 PTL!!!<\/p>\n<p>On a totally different note&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I went to Target today with THREE MANIACS!\u00a0 It was NOT A GOOD DECISION!\u00a0 They were apparently starving at 10:30 this morning, and I just needed to pick up 4 things&#8230;toilet paper, toothpaste, toothbrush, pledge dusters.\u00a0 4 things.\u00a0 That&#8217;s all!\u00a0 It was painful.\u00a0 I got many looks from women who have obviously forgotten what it&#8217;s like to take 3 maniacs into a store (Lord, help me to not be one of those mean old ladies!)\u00a0 We made it.\u00a0 That&#8217;s all I will say about that.<\/p>\n<p>However, on my wonderful, long-overdue <a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/cletus-the-fetus\/\" target=\"_blank\">trip to Target<\/a> a few weeks ago, I found myself on the hair clip aisle.\u00a0 The pink sponge rollers caught my eye as I was wondering if my girls would like something like that.\u00a0 Then I noticed these Mega Self Grip Hair Rollers, and I decided I might need them.\u00a0 I usually don&#8217;t buy random things when I shop, but I have got to figure out something to do with this mop on my head!\u00a0 I wear it in a pony tail every day because I&#8217;m too lazy to straighten it, and I feel a little &#8220;80&#8217;s-ish&#8221; wearing it curly all the time.\u00a0 So, it just ends up in a pony or a bun&#8230;.every.day!<\/p>\n<p>Well, I spotted these little Conair beauties and had no idea what to do with them, but wanted to give them a try.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/conair-think-big-self-grip-rollers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2582\" title=\"conair think big self grip rollers\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/conair-think-big-self-grip-rollers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/conair-think-big-self-grip-rollers.jpg 300w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/conair-think-big-self-grip-rollers-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/conair-think-big-self-grip-rollers-90x90.jpg 90w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t rolled my hair in 100 years, so I really had no idea what I was doing.\u00a0 I just put my hair in rollers while it was <strong>wet<\/strong>, to see if I could avoid drying\/straightening\/curling.\u00a0 I used little alligator clips just to secure it, because I did use a hair dryer a little.<\/p>\n<p>Purty ain&#8217;t it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-081.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2583\" title=\"Apple Bran Muffins 081\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-081.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-081.jpg 639w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-081-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/a>This was the result.\u00a0 Again, not a clue what I was doing!\u00a0 Here&#8217;s what it looked like straight out of rollers.\u00a0 I think i shook it out.\u00a0 Can&#8217;t remember.\u00a0 Sorry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-103.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2584\" title=\"Apple Bran Muffins 103\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-103.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-103.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-103-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>And this is 5 hours later.\u00a0 Didn&#8217;t do anything else to it.\u00a0 I&#8217;m lazy like that! :)\u00a0 Sorry for the weird color.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-109.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2585\" title=\"Apple Bran Muffins 109\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-109.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-109.jpg 640w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Apple-Bran-Muffins-109-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/a>Yes, I know I look like a total TOOL taking pics of myself, but I wanted to show you my new &#8220;sponge&#8221; rollers!\u00a0 Go early 90&#8217;s!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So that&#8217;s it.\u00a0 I&#8217;m back.\u00a0 Hope to have many more posts and recipes now that I&#8217;ve entered the real world again!\u00a0 There will probably not be any more self-photographs of my head.\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re devastated.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Happy Friday!!!\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be enjoying a fresh hot Shipley&#8217;s apple fritter and a McDonald&#8217;s coffee in a few short hours.\u00a0 Nighty night!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi!\u00a0 I am aware that I have this little thing called a blog!\u00a0 I want to spend time posting pics and updates about our lives on here, but I&#8217;ve been trying to survive lately.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve taken very few pics, not because we haven&#8217;t been constantly doing things, but because I&#8217;m doing good to make it [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2582,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2580"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2588,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2580\/revisions\/2588"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}