{"id":1462,"date":"2011-03-21T18:59:21","date_gmt":"2011-03-21T18:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=1462"},"modified":"2011-03-22T14:03:46","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T14:03:46","slug":"dear-dear-lilly-katherine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/dear-dear-lilly-katherine\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear, Dear Lilly Katherine"},"content":{"rendered":"

Preston asked me who my Elementary School teachers were.\u00a0 I was listing them off for him, and when i got to 5th Grade I said, “Daddy and I both had Mrs. Roach for 5th Grade.”<\/p>\n

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Lilly Katherine thought for just a second, in a very “you’ve-lost-your-mind-Mama” kind of voice she said, “Her name was Mrs. ROACH<\/em>?”<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

I said, “Yes, baby, her name was Mrs. Roach.”<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

To which her response (with great enthusiasm and expression) was, “That’s silly because a roach isn’t a name<\/em>, a roach is a VEGETABLE<\/em>!”<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

How do I even respond to that?\u00a0 My 4 year old thinks roaches are vegetables.\u00a0 I tried to tell her roaches are ugly nasty bugs, but I don’t think she believed me.<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

The next day I just wanted to see what LK would say, so I said, “Hey, Lilly Katherine, what’s a roach?”<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

Her response, “A vegetable…No, it’s a fruit!” (said in a very proud voice, because she corrected herself with the right answer)<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

I think my baby girl might be a little bit of a fruit.\u00a0 At least she’s cute…and keeps us all laughing! :)<\/p>\n

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