{"id":1223,"date":"2011-03-01T02:45:58","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T02:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=1223"},"modified":"2011-03-01T02:45:58","modified_gmt":"2011-03-01T02:45:58","slug":"atm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/atm\/","title":{"rendered":"ATM"},"content":{"rendered":"
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LK: “Mama, what does A-T-M spell?”<\/p>\n

Me: “It’s a machine called an ATM machine and it stands for Automated Teller Machine.”<\/p>\n

LK: “What is that?”<\/p>\n

Me: “Well, it’s a machine that gives you money…if you have any money in the bank.”<\/p>\n

LK: “We have money in the bank, don’t we?\u00a0 Daddy collects money.\u00a0 Daddy has a money collection.\u00a0 Kind of like Samuel’s bug collection, but Daddy has a money collection.\u00a0 And Samuel’s bug died.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Yes, just like that.”<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

I don’t know where Brad’s stashing this “money collection” but I would sure like to see it.\u00a0 I think it’s probably buried under the\u00a0 “money tree” i thought my parents had.<\/p>\n

.<\/p>\n

(If you’ve read germ post #1<\/a> and #2<\/a> of this week, you’re brave to come back to the site.\u00a0 There will be another germ-filled story tomorrow.\u00a0 Thanks for hanging in there with me and my phobia!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(credit) LK: “Mama, what does A-T-M spell?” Me: “It’s a machine called an ATM machine and it stands for Automated Teller Machine.” LK: “What is that?” Me: “Well, it’s a machine that gives you money…if you have any money in the bank.” LK: “We have money in the bank, don’t we?\u00a0 Daddy collects money.\u00a0 Daddy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1226,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-real-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1223"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1233,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions\/1233"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}