{"id":118,"date":"2010-07-28T05:34:32","date_gmt":"2010-07-28T05:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=118"},"modified":"2011-01-30T20:28:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-30T20:28:00","slug":"my-weakness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/my-weakness\/","title":{"rendered":"My Weakness"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I love food.\u00a0 I love to cook.\u00a0 I love to eat.\u00a0 I love food!<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I eat as if I may never eat again.\u00a0 I\u2019m not proud of it\u2026just stating the facts.\u00a0 I love food that\u2019s good for me.\u00a0 I love food that\u2019s BAD for me!\u00a0 I just love food. \u00a0The only things that come to mind that I don\u2019t like are<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">sushi rolls (I like sushi.\u00a0 Not rolls)<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">nuts in desserts (I love desserts.\u00a0 Love nuts.\u00a0 They shouldn\u2019t marry!)<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">miracle whip (What is that stuff anyway?)<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">sweet cornbread (I\u2019m from Mississippi\u2026sugar doesn\u2019t belong in cornbread, people!)<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">and raw onions (unless it\u2019s in pico)<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Other than that, hand it over and I\u2019ll eat it.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Anyway, I love watching the Food Network, but I\u2019ve recently discovered that watching it at night before bed is a very bad thing to do\u2026especially if it\u2019s Cupcake Wars or Chopped or Unwrapped&#8230;okay, anything!\u00a0 It makes me so hungry.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">So, I&#8217;m lying in bed at midnight, watching the darn Food Network and my stomach starts growling.\u00a0 I feel that I absolutely must find something to eat for fear that I may starve before morning.\u00a0 I go to the kitchen, open the pantry, stare for a long time, pull out something I really don\u2019t need, and eat it all\u2026or at least more than I should.\u00a0 This is what I just ate.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nutella.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-121\" title=\"nutella\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nutella.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"336\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nutella.jpg 363w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nutella-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Not the whole jar, but I did need to finish it off.\u00a0 There was just a little bit left, and it\u2019s made of hazelnuts, so it\u2019s healthy, right?<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nutella2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-120\" title=\"nutella2\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nutella2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nutella2.jpg 560w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/nutella2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Bad, bad, bad! <\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Oh well, the good news is that now there\u2019s no more Nutella in the pantry to tempt me.\u00a0 If you haven\u2019t tried it, you should!\u00a0 My friend Cari Murray introduced me to this delectable treat, and I really wish she hadn\u2019t. <\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I ate the entire jar.\u00a0 By myself. \u00a0 With a spoon.\u00a0 Not in one sitting, of course. <\/span><\/h3>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love food.\u00a0 I love to cook.\u00a0 I love to eat.\u00a0 I love food! 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