{"id":10,"date":"2010-07-27T02:58:35","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T02:58:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/?p=10"},"modified":"2010-12-24T15:55:55","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T15:55:55","slug":"covergirl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/covergirl\/","title":{"rendered":"Covergirl"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">What mom wouldn&#8217;t love a relaxing day at the spa?\u00a0 I would love to be pampered &#8211; to have my hair done, nails painted, maybe even get a massage and complete make-over! \u00a0 This is as close as I\u2019m going to get to that right now.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">My maniacs fixed my hair and put make-up on me.\u00a0 Then they wanted to take pictures of how beautiful I looked.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/pmakeup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-115\" title=\"pmakeup\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/pmakeup.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/pmakeup.jpg 480w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/pmakeup-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a>I looked like \u201cI just stepped out of a salon\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">(Flashback to the 80&#8217;s and name that commercial!)<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/lkmakeup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-116\" title=\"lkmakeup\" src=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/lkmakeup.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"343\" srcset=\"http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/lkmakeup.jpg 458w, http:\/\/therealhousewife.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/lkmakeup-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a> \u201cDon\u2019t hate me because I\u2019m beautiful!\u201d<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">(Name that commercial!)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff7f50;\">Proverbs 31:30<\/span><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff7f50;\">\u201cCharm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.\u201d<\/span><\/h2>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What mom wouldn&#8217;t love a relaxing day at the spa?\u00a0 I would love to be pampered &#8211; to have my hair done, nails painted, maybe even get a massage and complete make-over! \u00a0 This is as close as I\u2019m going to get to that right now. 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